With apologies to Neil Young,

I want to find ’em,    I hope to sell ’em

So I’ve been searching,   For two bars of gold

It’s these confesssions,   I never gave

That keep me searching    For two bars of gold

Keeps me from gettin’ old

I’ve been to Greenwood (BC),   I drove through Deadwood (Junction)

Stopped in Osoyoos (BC)    In my search for gold

I’ve seen in my mind,   A wondrous gold find

So I’m still searching    For two bars of gold

Keeps me from gettin’ old

Yes I’m still searching,   For two bars of gold

Keeps me from gettin’ old.

– thanks to Soo for the idea